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What a Mess!

Comedy • 1995 • 2h 23m

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RATING★ 3.3

RUNTIME2h 23m

LANGUAGERU

STATUSReleased

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📖 Synopsis

A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.

🎥 Production Details

Release Status: Released
Genres: Comedy
Director: Vladimir Menshov

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Original Language

RU

🎭 Cast

Valeriy Garkalin

Valeriy GarkalinVasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow

Vera Alentova

Vera AlentovaCarol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow

Inna Churikova

Inna ChurikovaPraskov'ya Krolikova

Armen Dzhigarkhanyan

Armen DzhigarkhanyanKozyulski

Igor Ugolnikov

Igor UgolnikovPiskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich

Sergey Batalov

Sergey BatalovLieutenant

Rolan Bykov

Rolan BykovBrilliant's buyer

Leonid Kuravlyov

Leonid KuravlyovUSA ambassador

Lyubov Polishchuk

Lyubov PolishchukJennifer, Ambassador's wife

Oleg Efremov

Oleg EfremovNikolay Grigoryevich

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What is What a Mess! about?: A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
Who directed What a Mess!?: What a Mess! was directed by Vladimir Menshov.
When was What a Mess! released?: What a Mess! was released on March 30, 1995.
How long is What a Mess!?: What a Mess! has a runtime of 2h 23m.
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